Coconut Treatment

The coconut treatment is where you brutally beat a skull until it fractures 3 times, which resembles the three holes in a coconut. You then proceed to break open the skull as if it was a coconut.

Sammy Samster: see that guy of a darker complexion over there?
Stu Macher: yeah let’s give that fucker the coconut treatment!

*Stu Macher and Sammy Samster proceeds to give the man the coconut treatment*

by Smile 😐 October 03, 2023

coconut kachow

a good phrase after officially killing someone close to you and getting away with it.

“you just got coconut kachowed loser”

by Pifferoni February 15, 2022

Coconut Butney

When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout.

Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney.

by CockteaseUSA January 08, 2010

Salty Coconut

A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.

by saltycoconut69 September 22, 2017

coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff

She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*

by Sassymatttteeee September 08, 2019

coconut penis

A flavor of an energy drink for Asian homosexuals that appeared on "The Office".

whats up bruv is that the coconut penis flavor for that new energy drink

by eddiehof January 16, 2018

COCONUT HEADASS

JUNGCOCONUT HEAD ASSSSSSS the korean boy hair cut.

-but the look hecka hot so i ain't complaining!

-aye yo look at this coconut headass!

by madamcoconut* October 07, 2019