clammy clunge

When a vagina is wet enough to make sounds but not enough to slide along anything that tickles your fancy.

Can also be used to describe a vagina that looks like a clam.

After we had sex she had a clammy clunge

by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016

clunge driver

Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.

Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick

by katza8uk December 3, 2010

Clunge

The collective noun for a group of Conservative MPs.

"A clunge of Tory MPs resigned from the cabinet today after it emerged that everybody hates them."

by badgerchap July 13, 2022

Clunge Bugs

Pubic Lice affecting a woman's genitals

"I need to get to the doctors, these clunge bugs are really itchy!"

by Kemp139 August 5, 2012

Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

Clunge druff

lower region dandruff

The Girl thought to herself I should have worn my under crackers , when she noticed clunge druff on her shoes

by T13ER W May 30, 2017

clunge maggot

A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.

Andrew is a clunge maggot, he is back with that whore Jessica.

by TheWordDefiner69 November 5, 2013