cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."

John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.

by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011

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Blay Cowers

Someone who does not have a nutsack even though claiming to be a male. This person loves talking shit on social media but does not have the balls to say anything in person, usually hugging that person and holding a conversation like nothing happened. Blay loves to talk shit to other guys girlfriends.

Blay Cowers always talks shit to Soles gf, most likely because she is the hottest girl in the grade and he failed to talk to the fine lady. Blay knows Sole could absolutely shit in his existence but he still fucks with Soles girl. Blay is an absolute pussy.

by 9inchers November 27, 2016

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