cribbly clothes

When your clothes are rumply and need to be ironed.

I can't wear this because these are cribbly clothes.

by T to the B to the O N E April 24, 2014

hangover clothes

"ones you wear at home that you dont really like and wear on sundays when hungover."

dan: aww man my head, i dunno what to wear, i think i'm just gunna wear my hangover clothes, this old hoodie will do.

by Edie Fox December 28, 2008

cum clothes

a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.

i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!

by pseudomonk October 25, 2020

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

sky cloth

A colloquial way to refer to a national flag and the dedication of considering it above all else, such as the nationalists demand loyalty and submission to it.

"Sky cloth demands promises."

by jquebby July 28, 2019

cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

Terry Cloth

A very nice cloth, can be used for anything but mostly for cleaning up very expensive wines.

Terry: Please pass me that terry cloth.
Barb: You named your cloth after yourself?
Terry: Yes and no Barb it's complicated.
Barb: How do you mean?
Terry: It's always been called a terry cloth but also I name all my cloth's Terry. Will you pass the cloth this burgundy is going to stain the carpet!

by Tippy Toes Tonny November 4, 2020