closet horny

Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.

Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.

by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007

closet crazy

A person who appears outwardly normal to society in general but in reality are crazy then a mad hatter.

That Casi sure seems normal, but I saw her going off about something the other day, she's closet crazy!!

by berntone April 24, 2009

intolerance closet

A small, confined area that a person is forced into for a temporary detention period should he fail to be tolerant.

See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth

Little Timmy was saying awful things about negroes so I told him to spend five minutes in the intolerance closet to think about what he said.

by billy the crack fiend January 6, 2005

closet trick

When you go to a girls house and she gives head you nut in her mouth and say you gotta go and leave within 3 minutes. Then dont talk to her for awhile, and everytime you pass her going down the road you'll think ya i nutted in that girls mouth. especially when she acts like a bitch

I went to that girls house she gave me a blow job in the closet and i pulled a closet trick.

by Waka Flocka Flame April 23, 2012

Closet Critter

1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet

"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"

"she is a closet critter"

"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"

by megaman21 November 16, 2010

Gravity Closet

a term for the description of allowing one's apparel and/or possessions to fall where it may as opposed to putting it in closets, drawers and/or laundry hampers.

Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.

"Why do you just drop your things wherever, and not put them away?"

"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".

by The Semantic Assassin November 30, 2011

Closet Carnivore

Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.

Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore

by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011