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clog the tube

To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.
"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"
by Watershellin June 25, 2008
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Clogophobia

Steve: I need to buy an extra-strength plunger.
Todd: Why is that?
Steve: I have clogophobia.
by Dick C. Normous March 14, 2010
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Clogged Curtain

A slang term for Hermaphrodite or transvestite.

A penis nub in exchange for the clitoris.
Yo, did you just see that clogged curtain walk by?
by chawchii13 March 29, 2010
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Clogging Up My Newsfeed

when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.

(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)
1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
by IseBox December 29, 2010
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cloghorn

to stick your fingers in a persons nostrils and pull them by the schnoz
The douche Ben was babbling way to much so i cloghorned his bitch ass.
by mike vicks sidekick October 2, 2011
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sultana clog

when your going to take a dump but then someone anal rapes you pushing the crap back in.
bob: why the fuck are you limping?
dave: i was just in the toilet and someone sultana clogged me.
by 100% grimace May 14, 2009
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Curry Clog

When an indian eats so much curry that his stomach becomes clogged from it not being able to digest. The aroma of curry mixed with hershey squirts is the first sign. About once a year indians must go to their doctor in order to remove the backed up curry. May cause death. Take with extreme caution
Prince's curry clog was bad from the large amounts of curry he ate.
by bobbyr555 April 8, 2011
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