clopen

When you go in to work for the OPENING shift; having a select amount if time to preform the neccessary tasks required to open for business & be able to serve the customers... only to find that when you arrive for work, the Person or Persons who CLOSED the business the previous night did Not complete their tasks; therefore leaving the Person in the Opening position having to scramble to do Both the Closing AND the opening duties in the same selected amount of time as it would normally take to do just the Opening duties. (This term could refer to Any form of business but is Primarily used to refer to a Restaurant)

Open Close Time frame Scramble Restaurant Hustle "it was a rough morning; Stacy didn't finish her work last night so I had to Clopen"......"I'll have to really hustle this morning. The Tables are filthy and I still have to make the gravy. If I knew I was going to have to Clopen, I would have come to work earlier this morning"

by 1 Kool Nana June 5, 2010

chopinoptomy

Medical procedure undertaken in parts of East Germany prior to World War I. A 'chopinoptomy' procedure can be performed on brains, limbs and any other protruding members. Popular amongst oppurtunistic ewoks.
Aka. 'oppurtunity'.

After I had my chopinoptomy, I found that I had so many more opportunities presented to me.

by Super Disco Dancing Isaac July 13, 2005

Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)

Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!

by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009

clobinson

Very attractive, sexy, kind, understanding and incredible.

Andy is so clobinson!

by Amykg123 November 6, 2010

Closing effect

A slight feeling of asphyxiation as the air in the room is drawn into people's clenching bum holes.

The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.

by brownsource November 8, 2016

coopinese

A language based of a guy with a horrible speech problem that no one can understand except for a select few who became fluent in the languages after years of listening to the babble!

"Hey guys mike is taking coopinese again!" "Can I get a translator??"

by Queenofink January 27, 2017

Coping Words

Shit. Fuck. Damn. Bitch. Bye. Goodbye. Girl bye. Boy Bye. STFU. Fuckery. Bullshit. IDGAF. Are you done? WTH? WTF? Security! Supervisor. Manager. Grievance. Oh My Goodness. Eww! Swerve. Lort Gawd. BlockedT! Emotes Sigh. Silent Stare.

She behaved disrespectfully towards me and I began to use my coping words to communicate with her.

by GoodThingsBeginWithA July 20, 2017