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Clementic

Describes a workday where you clock in just long enough to barely get by—arriving late, leaving early, and accomplishing next to nothing. Inspired by Clemens, that employee who’s notorious for showing up just in time and bouncing before the end of the day. In short, a clementic workday is when your shift is more about dodging work than actually doing it.
Person A: "Hey, did you see Clemens leave at 1 PM again?"
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."
by schluschl February 28, 2025
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Clemente

Tall, strong, nonchalant, handsome and respectful man. That has a big penis. Very attractive person.
All the women love Clemente.
by @Cocaine May 15, 2025
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Clementine

Tobias James smith, often referred to as this by Freddy badlinu
Freddy- you will be miiiiiiiiiiiine, my little clementine
by Clingyduomybeloved July 30, 2025
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Clement

The guy who will be the most toxic in a relationship. Always spouting some diabolical nonsense. He will always offer sex when left alone with any female. If they refuse, he will ask where the nearest restroom is and stay in it for exactly 55 seconds.
The people in the conference room were all Clement Chuas.
by diabolicallyinsane September 29, 2025
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Clement

The guy who will be the most toxic in a relationship. Always spouting some diabolical nonsense. He will always offer sex when left alone with any female. If they refuse, he will ask where the nearest restroom is and stay in it for exactly 55 seconds.
by diabolicallyinsane September 29, 2025
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moonie clemment

Why is she licking the floor?
Oh that’s just Moonie clemment
by PsychoSam1234 November 17, 2018
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Anthony Clement

He has a big forehead, and owes people money
Anthony Clement? Yea, his forehead is a county-mile wide
by Ge_er December 16, 2018
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