claired

when you find a very suspicious pair of panties in your laundry that are clearly not yours.

Jason opened up the dryer to find out he has just been claired!

by Kraft.jonathan December 22, 2008

Cassandra Claire

Fan fiction writer who weaves quotes from popular television shows such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Black Adder with excerpts from obscure novels, short stories, and occasionally other fan fiction writers's stories, recontextualizing the strands within the Harry Potter framework to produce a hybrid work self-published under her own name.

You'll never believe this: I think I found a sentence in Cassandra Claire's new chapter that's completely her own!

by Anne O'Tate October 26, 2006

Claire

Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

Claire is the Grammar Goddess.

Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.

by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009

Claire Redfield

The main female character of Resident Evil 2, Code Veronica, and Degeneration. She is also Chris Redfield's little sister

Person 1: Who is the main character of Code Veronica?
Person 2: Oh for the first half of the game that's Claire Redfield.

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 11, 2009

clairmont

The fattest nigga baller ever! Always entertaining and always staying up late doing his homework. Laid back personality doesn't give a fuck about what happens but don't make him mad. He'll slap you right in front of your sixth grade teacher. Never gets in trouble but parties like a wild nigger whenever he can. Always smokin dat Mary Jane and watching porn. Don't pass him up because he will never get old, and he will eat all your leftovers.

Look at that clairmont. He's such a fat nigger.

by HEPennyPacker69 March 26, 2017

Emma Claire

The best person in this earth! She is nice funny and also has a humongous ass. But don’t get me wrong if u mess with her she will kick your ass so watch out she is known for her looks and her amazing humor she most likely doesn’t have a boyfriend but when she does she most definitely has the hoes!

Person:hi what’s your name?

Person: Emma Claire

Person: U A KEEPER Z

by Cool hoe November 2, 2019

Claire Robinson

A very beautiful girl who is a caring considerate and compassionate. This girl is the bestest thing in Kempsey and the world. She has a whale milkshake that brings all the boys and some girls to the yard. She also has nipples that produce gravy. She is the best

Hey Look At Claire Robinson Ain't She One Sexy Beast With That Whale Milkshake

by Gay Cowboy December 5, 2013