flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

by aludram July 12, 2010

Cigarette Pirate

The person at the bar or pub who never has smokes and goes around to every person in the bar requesting cigarettes until they have a nice treasure of free smokes

Look at the dirty cigarette pirate running around bar collecting his bounty

by MustardTiger August 9, 2012

picking up cigarette butts

An activity homeless people are usually seen doing in carparks or in town as a source of tobacco.

I was in town and observed a person of no fixed address picking up cigarette butts, they then broke these up, discarded the filter and paper, then placed the tobacco in a tobacco bag. I later saw this person rolling up cigarettes from this source of scavenged tobacco.

by J-Jim August 12, 2019

French Cigarette

An act of oral sex where the giver felate’s the first 1/4 inch of the recipient’s penis whilst simultaneously using their thumb and index finger to manually stimulate up to one inch of said penis.

When this described act is performed between two men it is refered to as the "French Sailor"

My girlfriend gave me a French Cigarette last night. It was AWESOME!

Some chick smoked my French Cigarette clear down to the filter.

She's a pack-a-day French Cigarette smoker. i.e. she's a slut

by frenchfan April 7, 2010

funny cigerette

Another word use for joints, particurally by people who do no smoke marijuana

Nonsmoker 1 - Oh goosh, hony is he doing what I think he is doing
Nonsmoker 2 - Yes I believe he has a funny cigerette

by Shiffty August 2, 2006

chiggerette

An asian who thinks, dresses, and talks like a black gangster that smokes menthol cigarettes.

"Yo check out Gary Wang over there, fuckin chiggerette is hittin a menthol"

by uncle k February 12, 2006