The abnormal, but strangely pleasurable, sideways curvature of an erect penis.
(a.k.a) where your dick curves to one side when you are hard.
(a.k.a) where your dick curves to one side when you are hard.
In the fading moonlight, she tugged the young man's slacks off and eased his smooth choadi inside of her as its curvature invaded everything in her.
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by baconballssach July 3, 2011
Get the choadeo mug.When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.
by Eulogytimleary October 27, 2011
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Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.
Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.
by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011
Get the Choadess mug.Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.
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