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Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.
Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.
by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016
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Hot Cheeto Latina

A term used to describe latinas who, in High School would walk into class every morning eating Hot Cheetos (with the occasional bag of takis) and drinking Brisks beverages for breakfast. They're loud, obnoxious, and extremely rude. 90% of them will go on to either; become medical assistants, just bum for about 5 or so years, and/or get pregnant at 16 and become a stay at home mom until forced to attend UEI or similar institutions so they can "do something with their lives"
Jose: Eh foo, you see vania eating that big ol bag of cheetos this morning?

Miguel: she's a Hot Cheeto Latina, what'd you expect?
by Le Reino de los Putas December 12, 2019
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Cheetahs

Cheetahs

Cheetahs are an animal from Africa. Once cheetahs were inhabited all over the whole country. Now due to terrible poachers and disgraceful human beings, their population has been cut down a whole way.
Sadly, there is a extreme chance of extinction for this wild species of cat. Not to mention the fastest animal on earth today.

Cheetahs are gorgeous. Having the most adorable litters my eyes have ever seen through a screen.Cheetahs are misunderstood and tortured. Some people capture them in a net, and skin them alive. Even though the furniture and clothing of a cheetah skin is absolutely gorgeous, it means that you are decorating yourself or your home with a poor cheetah that has been skinned... For money.

Cheetahs are a pale orange "yellow" colour, with numerous black spots. They have these rememberable tear lines, and hissing teeth.
Safari tourist: Awhhhh look at those wild cheetahs.They're gorgeous!
Safari tourist2: Too bad they're extinct
Safari tourist3: We should of listened to Bindi Irwin when she was a little girl in the first place.
by MrsGreenPattinsonSpelling Nerd September 30, 2012
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hot cheeto girl

She will always have Cheetos on her. She wears vans thrasher hoodie. Says, Periot. Acts ghetto. black or brown hair. Smacks while eating. ALWAYS has hoop earrings !
The hot cheeto girl smacked her lips, "Periot" and then pulled on her hoop.
by Oceaniic November 10, 2019
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hot cheeto girl

a word navarre uses to refer to hs girls
hot cheeto girl was used by pedo navarre first
by MrYellowTeeth47 January 26, 2023
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Cheetah

1. Male version of a Cougar.

2. A married man who cheats on his wife, with one or more women of questionable repute.
Tiger Woods should have his name legally changed to 'Cheetah' Woods.
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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Hot Cheeto Girl

Your average ghetto girl. The chola reinvented.

She is loud, disruptive, and mean but deep down she means well and will most likely share her Hot Cheetos or Takis with you if you ask nicely.

Hot Cheeto Girls use a generous amount of hair product to tame their hair and lay their edges. They use fake eye lashes and heavy make-up, focusing mainly on their thick, drawn-on, Kylie Jenner style eyebrows. Hoop earrings, facial piercings, and long acrylics are also a must. Did they steal this from their local Walgreen's or did their weed dealer boyfriend buy her all this stuff? It's hard to say. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's EBT.

She wears skinny jeans from the ROSS clearance section and has a collection of lower end body sprays from Victoria's Secret or Bath & Body Works in her purse. She will be spraying that on herself throughout the entire day creating an intoxicating aroma of hair product, heavily scented body lotion, and $20 body spray.

Once a Hot Cheeto Girl matures, she usually quits her dancing or cashier job to live a quiet life with her cropped eared Pitbull and mixed-race kids. She will continue to use snapchat filters well into middle age and will remain an LGBT ally, defending her scrawny, ghetto, gay bestie til the end.
Cardi B is the mature age HCG. Kylie Jenner the trashy-rich, nice hot cheeto girl with mixed race kids. Bhad Bahbie (the "cash me outside how bout da" girl) is the white HCG.
by traitorjoes February 21, 2023
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