Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.

1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."

by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008

whatever's cleaver

To go with the flow while taking it easy.

"I don't care where we go, hey whatever's cleaver"

by Boris Wong May 23, 2008

Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!

Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.

by Ollie MUA August 20, 2013

Cleaveland Steamer

Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.

"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."

by Dragons_Prayer May 1, 2014

cleaver head

The intense headache you get when listening to an annoying person.

Jack gave me a case of cleaver head when he went on and on about his new computer.

by slick nick July 16, 2014

Cleave spill

When alcohol accidentally spills into cleavage, creating the ultimate scenario. Usually in shot configurations..

When that cleave spill happened, I wasn't about to waste it..

by cle-o December 5, 2014

Cleaverly

A woman whom loves singing anaconda, whlist twerking. She is also known for her slow eating; the staple food of the Cleaverlys is chocolate graham crackers, also happens to be their mating food. The male is required to heat up chocolate bars and ever so slightly pour them over the graham crackers. This acts as a trigger and entices the female Cleaverly, before engaging in sexual activity, the mating call of the female Cleaverly is the creature shouting 'BENGAL, BENGAL, BENGAL'.

Don't invite Kelly to the bonfire, what a raging Cleaverly.

by Backthatassup January 6, 2015