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Catholic Guilt 

The most gay religion on the face of the earth. if shit happens they think its their fault. They think they should go to confession all the time. my school is catholic. its gay

catholic church 

the catholic church is not one of the lost books of the bible as they would lead to believe... the catholic church is the help of those unable to enter the congregation of the LORD by want of disposition. it's aim is to help others to have fulfilled laws old and new testaments written in there hearts ... it is for those who have no spiritual father. basically it is so so you can be accepted by the community of cristiandom .. if you are a bastard you cannot be accepted into the congregation of the LORD until you have fulfilled all ten generations the catholics work as a people to help those who must learn in completeness the law of there beliefs ... the church simply represents that... it basically means the fulfillment with the help of the catholic church of all ten generations so that any one can enter the tabernacle of the LORD
the creation of the catholic church... a guy died martyred his cause for 1000 years in jesus generation to create the catholic church he being the old testament and jesus being the new ... that essentially was how the catholic began..

Catholic memorial 

Catholic memorial is a private all boy Catholic school located in west Roxbury Massachusetts. There’s a lot of fags at this school so I’m sure they enjoy being around only boys all day but some of the people there are chill. They get there ass beat in every sport by xaverian brotherhood high school which is the nemesis in sports.
Joe: yo we are playing against Catholic memorial in hockey I heard they are nasty at puck.
Matt: No Catholic memorial is the worst team in the Catholic conference those kids lose to Xaverian and get checked into the boards at hockey games by xaverian a lot.

Catholic Wallet

Euphemism for a young boy's anus.
Shut the fuck up or I'll kick you in the Catholic wallet
Catholic Wallet by It's Too Cold December 12, 2009

catholic emo 

wear black, dark appearence, brown or black nail polish, sit together in class, black uniform, black headbands, dark smokey makeup
look at those catholic emo girls hannah and mckenna
catholic emo by kiles February 22, 2011

Catholic Twister 

The ridiculously unnatural contortion of the body, commonly witnessed during films involving demonic possesion or Catholic exorcisms.
"The demon possessed girl was nearly finished with a game of Catholic Twister by the time the priest arrived."