ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain May 25, 2018

Cartactics

The art of having bad tactics for starting a car.
Derived from england

when starting a car it goes rrrRRRRRROoOoOOoOoOoOMMMM

by Sam March 25, 2005

Cantacious

Describes somebody who despises the word "cant" and wants to prove that they can do anything, so they do crazy and unexpected acts; gnarly and cool;

That cantacious daredevil does the craziest stunts I've ever seen.

by swallowursoul47 March 22, 2010

canaco

term used to describe an annoying person.

What the hell man, you're acting like a Canaco!

by Tunasalad24 April 18, 2010

Casaceli

"Casa" meaning "house" and "Celli" is gates

"Casa de Celli"
("house of gates")

Only very awesome people will lead you to the casaceli

;)

by casa de celli July 10, 2011

Caracas whitewash

When you lay a girl down on a gurney and shoot your load on her face like African war paint!

Guy 1: bro did you bang her?
Guy 2: fuck yeah I gave her a Caracas whitewash
Guy 1: NICE!

by Whitewashed March 20, 2013

cataflage

when a cat camouflages with almost anything; when cataflage is broken you get scared out of your mind

When that cat broke his cataflage I lost my wits.
That cat has some of the best cataflage with that box.

by TankTrapIFunny April 11, 2014