Carpet jerking

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019

Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

carpet frog

A fart. Passing flatulence.

“Jack’s been passing carpet frogs all morning after those beans...”

by KingSingh January 22, 2018

Carpet cleaner

You or your partner grow out your pubes and other body hair for 7 months then drink cleaning supplies and throw the resulting liquid up on the hair of the recipient after this rub liquid in good wait 30 mins then proceed to lick them clean.

I gave that bitch a good old carpet cleaner.

by Thunder storm February 11, 2020

Carpet Wiper

Wiping your rusty sheriff's badge like a maniac after a nice solid bowel movement. Instead of using small strokes to ensure a clean behind, a carpet wiper makes multiple aggressive passes with the same TP. It makes a similar sound to cleaning a carpet stain.

This guy at the office makes me uncomfy when I hear him wipe. He's a carpet wiper for sure & I'm concerned about the status of his balloon knot.

by Smooth Oper8or March 9, 2020

Carpet nurse

A nurse who works in administrative offices, makes rules for bedside nurses with no idea what it's really like.

"She's a carpet nurse, she'd never do hands on patient care".

by Refreshments and Narcotics July 6, 2022

carpet slut

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut.

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021