by jimbobjacobs February 4, 2010
Get the Captain & Coke mug.When you cheat in a game and other people in the game identify that you were cheating and threaten to ban you but before the ban you get worried so you enter the denial stage of the Kübler-Ross model where your depression needs to be mitigated through furious masturbation in order to jump to the final stage - acceptance.
Josh: "What you doin man?"
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.
by computergroove July 17, 2017
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The man, the myth, the legend, Captain Jimmy Gardner. He is a decorated war veteran from a family of war heroes, who only left the service due to losing his leg. He now pursues his dream of being a teacher at the Williamsport Area High School, substituting for teachers.
Sophomore 1: "Hey, there's Captain Jimmy Gardner. I heard he's subbing for TK today."
Sophomore 2: " Yeah, I heard his story in Rinker's last week when he subbed for him, but it was first told when he subbed for Mahon."
Sophomore 1: "Man, Raymond really is a crazy man."
Sophomore 2: "Yep."
Sophomore 2: " Yeah, I heard his story in Rinker's last week when he subbed for him, but it was first told when he subbed for Mahon."
Sophomore 1: "Man, Raymond really is a crazy man."
Sophomore 2: "Yep."
by Captain Jimmy Gardner February 26, 2020
Get the Captain Jimmy Gardner mug.The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.
by Stupid Af June 20, 2021
Get the Captain Underpants mug.A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.
Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 21, 2011
Get the Sofa Captain mug.The best looking person in the room, area, team, family, or etc. in terms of overall appearance including clothing and accessories.
Example: "I wanted to be the swag captain of the football team, but our quarterback has much more swag than me."
Example: "When we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit."
Example: "When we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit."
by R.B.V. December 29, 2011
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