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fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.
"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"
by jt July 13, 2003
mugGet the fixed speed cameramug.

ill bring the camera

when girls joke or say that there gonna do some lesbian action and tell you about it, you say "ill bring the camera"
"me and lianna are gonna be sex partners at the warped tour" chelsea,"ill bring the camera"myers

"lets all go have a threesome in the back"-lianna,"ill bring the camera"myers
by matt myers April 6, 2003
mugGet the ill bring the cameramug.

Rich Kids with Nice Cameras

Those kids who think they can be a photographer just because their parents bought them an expensive camera and they know how to change eye color in photoshop.
Yo, check out these modeling pics of my friend...isn't she hot!!?

nah dude...she just looks hot because she got one of those rich kids with nice cameras to take her pictures.
by RKwNC March 5, 2011
mugGet the Rich Kids with Nice Camerasmug.

lights camera ghostbusters!

On the Universal Studios mug, someone decided it was necessary to put the word GHOSTBUSTERS! after camera instead of Action! And it pisses me off.
Lights, Camera, Ghostbusters! Jaws, King Kong, Nickelodeon Studios, Earthquake, Action
by Cds January 17, 2004
mugGet the lights camera ghostbusters!mug.

North Dakota Meat Camera

A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.
That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
mugGet the North Dakota Meat Cameramug.

Meet Me At Camera Three

Made popular by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When you have a one on one conversation with someone where you blatantly criticize their decisions or ethics.
"Lisa, you can't keep kicking puppies. Meet me at camera three."
by markismyfish January 31, 2007
mugGet the Meet Me At Camera Threemug.
march 14th is national slap ur tip on the camera day. celebrate by sending ur girl a vid of u slapping ur tip on the camera
gf: “its national tip on the camera day!”
bf: *sends vid of him slapping the tip on the camera*
by uuvor March 13, 2022
mugGet the national tip on the camera daymug.

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