Maximilian Caine Meier

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by Fjfdjgsrijogrejiogreioj October 12, 2020

caining

The word caining comes from a primitive method of stealing from shops especially ones that sell clothes. The process of caining involves pushing a long bamboo cain through the letter box of the shop you are trying to rob and hooking items (IE clothes) off the rails and by tilting the cain upwards the items slide to the mouth of the letter box where they are easily pulled though. The phrase became associated with the UK drug culture in the mid 90's as caining was an easy way of obtaining money to buy drugs.
The word 'cained' refers to being off your face with the money you made from caining.As the price of drugs like Ecstasy dropped as much as 1/20th of the original street price the need for large amounts of money to buy drugs had decreased and the word is now used as a general term that refers to any state of altered consciousness gained through the use of illegal drugs.
If someone is said to be cained it usually means they have taken so much mind altering substances that they are physically incapable of taking any more.

" ...you were caining loads of pills last night dude..

by Snowy_uk_west April 14, 2006

Michael Caine Drunk

To be so inebriated that one thinks that they are acclaimed British actor Michael Caine. Symptoms include bad cockney accents, claiming to have blown the bloody doors off and misquoting Michael Caine.

Jacob was Michael Caine drunk at the party last night. The likeness was unCainey.

by Birmingham English Dictionary November 14, 2011

caint

just another way of saying "cant" except with "aint" in it

Mike: "Aye bro can you kick it?"
Ricky: "Nawh dogg. I caint."

by RickyDollars November 29, 2011

Caine

Someone that practises sex positions on domestic cats and other felines.

Caine likes the pussy

by gester11 October 5, 2011

Caining

To use a lot of. To do something in abundance or excess.

Or, very drunk/intoxicated.

"I was caining it down the motorway"
"I'm caining The Beatles at the minute, I can't get enough of them!"

"I was cained lastnight!"

by anynymooose January 9, 2012

caintard

Derived from "McCain" and "Retard". A name given to anyone who's ferverent support for Senator John McCain clouds their judgement in monumental ways.

QuadZeroRoute/Barackalypse: Obama / Biden - Osama Bin Laden SEE the similarities people? Jesus Loves You and hates homosexuals and abortions! Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran!!! America FTW!!! WOOHOO!

Digger: fucking caintard.

by Anonymous424 October 20, 2008