Cabbage tits

A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.

I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.

by The Gomez January 16, 2009

Cabbage Ass

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.

Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.

by Dale McCartney June 06, 2005

stank cabbage

a vagina that has seen better days,
pussy that does not get washed.

Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??

Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!

by Comrade Plasternasty January 13, 2004

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode September 23, 2015

Magic Cabbage

Slang term for Mary Jane aka marijuana.

Dude those snowboarders on the lift in front of us are smoking the “magic cabbage”.

by Bralen December 24, 2018

Savage Cabbage

A synonym for many words pertaining to the status of acclaim of a person.

I.E. - a synonym for, "cool," "lit," "awesome," "sigma," or a person who does things that are stereotypically seen as amazing.

(Coined by a tired Italian man.)

"Yo, did you see that Tom did 7 backflips in the air AND landed it?"
"Yeah dude, he's a savage cabbage!"

"I just landed that trickshot, I'm such a savage cabbage."

"Dude, oh my God, you get mad puhddy, you're such a savage cabbage!"

"You were a savage cabbage in the bedroom tonight ;)."

by Tungsten Pimp January 21, 2022

Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

by Brubaker1971 June 06, 2015