Cabbage Head

An individual who will use or experiment with any kind of drug and worry about the consequences later

You know your mate Eddie Spaghetti, he's tried every drug under the sun, a right cabbage head!

by LoveTheDove November 26, 2010

cabbage god

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

by salty man April 19, 2019

Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.

Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.

by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010

cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.

Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 6, 2016

Cabbage Diarrhea

A person who is high 24/7 and plays ROBLOX. Flamingo is the best ROBLOX youtuber he quotes.

Hey Cabbage Diarrhea, can I copy your homework?

by Cabbage Diarrhea December 11, 2019

Cabbage factory

A descriptive word of a right sassy northern

That Sami is a right cabbage factory !

by Gazzer678 April 16, 2020