Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.
"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."
by Nick February 4, 2004

by Little Deby Big Boobs June 5, 2005

A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.
I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.
by The Gomez June 2, 2009

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.
Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.
by Dale McCartney June 14, 2005

Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??
Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!
Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!
by Comrade Plasternasty January 12, 2004

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.
Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.
Rank ass dude.
Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.
Rank ass dude.
by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

by Bralen December 23, 2018
