bell,book and candle 

Medieval tools used in ecorcism (book meaning the Holy Bible).
In current use it means all barrells blazing and using all imaginable devices to achieve a particular goal respectively.

No bell,book and candle will get you out of this.
(From John Lennon's "Scared")

bell,book and candle by Alexander Raus December 20, 2006

roman candle 

The pinnacle of very dangerous pyrotechnics.

It's fireworks that you HOLD IN YOUR HAND!

It's a Roman Candle!

roman candle by A Little Pinprick July 15, 2006

yankee candle 

1) A store featuring the best candles on the market
2) My future workplace

"Omg is that a yankee candle? They smell amazing!"

yankee candle by Lindina October 14, 2006

poop candle 

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.

Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.

poop candle by one leg out the box January 16, 2012

hairy candle

When you cum into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.

This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.

My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.

hairy candle by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008

Cum Candle 

Instead of using shitty febreeze, try out cum candle.
First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.

Nick: Ashley's cumming over soon and my house smells like dog feces and gingers.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.

Cum Candle by Papa's Penis December 15, 2010

Roman Candle 

When you get a blow job while the other person has pop rocks in their mouth.

Why are you buying pop rocks?
I'm going to give that guy a roman candle.
blow job
pop rocks

Roman Candle by JPK and AWS October 7, 2010