cripplecheeser

One who plays COD too long or too much.

"It says on his combat record he's been playing for 12 days". What a cripplecheeser.

by GrandpaEster April 18, 2011

crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.

Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.

by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010

crupple

to punch a kid as hard as one can in the chest, esp. in the name of the Lord

I just cruppled ... the kid, and I ... leaned over and I said, "...When are you gonna stop playing games with God?"

by plunderingsloth June 29, 2016

the stinky crippler

When you're banging a chick doggie style, crazily, and your pork steeple slips out and you accidently ram it home in the stinker, causing severe pain. The next day the girl is unable to walk.

Cody was giving it to Chelsey, things got crazy, and he ended up giving her the stinky crippler.

by VtownBoyz January 17, 2010

chipple

n. a term of art invented by comedy writers at NBC in NYC for the perfunctory praise one adds prior to criticizing someone, typically as means to indicate affection for the target of criticism.

Rosa is of course a wonderful person, incredibly smart, and we all love her; but that poem of her's is awful. (Equivalent to:)
Chipple; Rosa's poem is awful.

by ydfyce October 16, 2019

crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Washington Crapple

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.

Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!

by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010