ghetto Chinese

Super greasy, fast food Chinese. Usually served to go in a brown paper bag that will have a grease spot on the bottom in a few minutes.
I had to put my ghetto Chinese on the floorboard of my car because grease dripping out the bag.
by jamsignal October 24, 2007
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Chinese Baptism

The practice of a Chinese family drowning a female baby on account of their government's "one-child policy." This is often due to the necessity of having the child assist in farm labor and provide for the parents in their old age.
When the farming couple gave birth to a baby girl, they decided to have a Chinese baptism and hope the next one was a boy.
by Anonymous-3421323 April 11, 2008
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chinese burn

A basic form of causing physical pain that is usually experienced for the first time in infant school. It invloves gripping the top of somebody's forearm with both hands then rotating the hands in opposite directions, thus stretching the skin. Tolerance to this increases with age, unless a meathead tries it and mangles not only your skin, but your muscles, ligaments and bones also.
1. Aww, I let my little cousin give me a chines burn today, and I pretended it hurt me.
2. Johnny Meatface wrestled me to the ground today and give me a chinese burn. I couldn't even breathe, let alone scream.
by anon. April 14, 2005
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chinese corvette

1 - a toyota prius that is mainly parked in a garage and only taken out for special drives or occasions.

2 - a toyota prius that the owner thinks is the shit because he/she is driving green.
"dude, check out that prius."

"hey, that's a chinese corvette!"
by azlurker July 28, 2009
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chinese obligation

An obligation incurred by helping someone, which requires the helper to continue helping. From the old assumption in the West that the Chinese do everything backwards and upside-down(e.g., "Chinese fire drill," "Chinese auction," etc.).
I saved a kitten from a shelter, and now I have this Chinese obligation to raise them.
by Shaviv May 05, 2004
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chinese food

makes you smart
persons 1: why are u so smart
persons 2: i had chinese food for lunch
by smartest person alive August 28, 2008
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Chinese Scramble

The act of simultaneously punching an opponent with both hands whilst kicking said opponent with one leg. For maximum effect, punches should start from as far back as possible.
When he gets upset, he is apt to do a Chinese Scramble on you.
by ThatGuy123456789 September 03, 2010
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