Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016

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blowing his doors off

A rudimentary verbal expression of bliss, defined by a meathead (indigenous to the northeast region of the united states) who had the unbelievable fortune, of getting some action from a soon very regrettable chick.

One of Joey's many side chicks, went down on him in the front seat of the Eldo. Blowing his doors off while still in Park.
Also see meatwinner

by Guido4life December 28, 2016

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Blowing my crap

When you piss someone off or expose him.

You keep blowing my crap whenever they are around.

by Omar Mohamed January 20, 2019

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Browsing Pace

The lower speed of masturbation used whilst browsing pornography on the internet. This form of masturbation is purposely done at a slower pace to maintain an erection, while avoiding any unwanted ejaculation. The normal speed of masturbation is restored once the user selects a desired video clip.

Eric: Sometimes it takes me 20 minutes to pick out a video clip on a porn site. I either lose my erection or blow my load looking at thumbnails.

Peter: Not a problem with me, I adopt a 'Browsing Pace' so neither of those two things happen.

by pedigree86 February 21, 2019

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