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Bristol

Bristol is a vary little person with a little temper, they usually tend to be vary annoying and a bit of a dick. They also love sucking tips
My being a real Bristol today.
by Bob is king 124 October 4, 2023
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Bristol Farmsey

Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.
My new Audi is so Bristol Farmsey, the leather interior is so comfortable.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023
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Bristol

Bristol is a smart funny and loving person she is always there for the people she loves and even if she doesn’t know them she still is there for them Bristol usually gets used and has terrible friends but there is always going to be a friend that cares for her no matter what and her name is Ava she is going to comfort her through her ups and downs Bristol also gets sick a lot but she has her bsf Ava to save and comfort her
Ava- I love my Bristol

Bristol- I love my Ava
by aba_fartcia101 November 21, 2023
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Bristle Bussy

A derogatory name for either a 'Hoe" or 'Hooker' who is unusually hirsute or hairy. Usually, unfeminine areas of hair, like the chest, face, back, or arms. It is called Bussy because of the unfeminine areas, not particularly for men only. It is also for alliteration, since bristle & bussy start with the same letter. This sort of concubine is interchangeable and not meant for literal use.
Jessica's hair is so good for a Bristle Bussy
by Rodiye March 22, 2024
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Bristol Hawkstone

Bristol Herschel Hawkstone was born in 1988 in Vancouver, WA to an Orthodox Jewish family. His father died in a car "accident" when he was 6 and he moved to Reno with his mother afterwards. He became a trapeze artist at age 16 and was married the same year. He fathered 5 children who were all mysteriously murdered. He served 6 months in supermax prison before escaping. The international civil defense agency recruited him after looking into his crime and proving his innocence.

He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.

In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
Oh my God, did you see Bristol Hawkstone last night!? Ru-paul ruebens came and did a cameo!
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024
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Bristol city fan

A Bristol city fan is a person who doesn’t have a brain the opposite of a Bristol city fan is a smart person.
He is a Bristol city fan because he can’t read.
by BristolroversUTG April 27, 2024
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Bristol Tunnel

When you have a yeast infection, so you grab your partners toothbrush and go ham (ALL the way in there, twisting and turning) on scrubbing your vaginal area. Bonus points if it's electric - you know they're a keeper!
After she got home from the gyno, I walked in on her giving herself a Bristol Tunnel. Now I have to change my toothbrush head.
by FlounderPounderAddYeast March 7, 2026
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