When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.
The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025
Get the Horse Breedingmug. Homey 1: Dude! My girlfriend told me she has a breed kink!
Homey 2: So what you’re going to do is get her down on all fours, biting the pillow, then you’re going to wrap it up before she has a chance to notice! This is called “virtual breeding”.
Homey 2: So what you’re going to do is get her down on all fours, biting the pillow, then you’re going to wrap it up before she has a chance to notice! This is called “virtual breeding”.
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
Get the virtual breedingmug. When a bunch of dudes run a train on some hot slut, each nutting inside her. Usually, satisfies a woman's need to be filled up, and reminds her that she is a good little fuck hole
Trixie was a little down now that her friends were all getting married and having kids, so at a party she gathered a bunch of guys to have a breeding session. When word got around every dude at the party was having a go at nutting inside her tight pussy
by chorizogordo April 5, 2024
Get the Breeding Sessionmug. by WowwwweeezersThatsCrazy January 31, 2024
Get the Breeding Kinkmug. Squishy breeds are short muzzled, flat faced dog breeds. Examples include Pugs, English Bulldogs, French Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, Boxers, Shih Tzus. . . among many others.
by Tacochick2016 April 6, 2017
Get the Squishy Breedsmug. A woman whose only redeemable trait is the ability to offer sexual pleasure and believes she is interesting because of it
“Did you see Becky twerking last night?” “Dude totally! I pretend she’s funny because she’s my favorite breeding mule”
by Happy Carpet June 1, 2019
Get the breeding mulemug. Top pedigree dunce breed pure dunce so dunce you have a hot wife at home and entertain ugly beast. Can't stop making the most dunce breed mistakes the simple things you find the hardest ie doing we wife wants
by LoversRock August 30, 2016
Get the Dunce breedmug.