Brake Nazi

Brake Nazi

A brake nazi is the guy (or gal) driving in front of you that constantly pushes the brake pedal every few seconds, even if there is no one in front of them for miles.

Brake Nazi's are the cause of daily aggrevation, high blood pressure, and anxiety while in the car commuting to and from work (or other destinations)

Brake Nazi's are the people that use their brakes to slow down the car instead of properly gauging the distance between one car and the next, and just taking the foot OFF the gas pedal so they dont need to slam on the brakes every minute.

That guy in front of me is such a brake nazi. There's no one around him for miles but he keeps hitting the damn brakes. Where in the world did that a-hole learn how to drive?

by urbandelicious March 20, 2009

Brakejockeying

The game of trying to be the first at a 4-way stop sign to be stopped enough to have the right of way to go first.

With superior brakejockeying skills, Ralph never has to wait for others at a stop sign.

by The Lich May 28, 2013

brake pedal happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just hit the brake every three second as moving forward in the traffic jam or on crowded highway, instead of just rolling a bit slower. Similar to trigger happy with guns. In addition to being dangerous for others (and harmful to the actual car) particularly spectacular at night, when your eyes burn out by the constant flashing.

- Dude, what is wrong with that guy ahead of us?
- He is one brake pedal happy cocksucker.
- Take over first chance we got.

by thehardone_hu March 10, 2014

brakoriel

Talented out spoken dreamer .. a bitch at times but has good advice .. very loyal nd faithful ... respectful. And allergic to bull shit and hoes.. a very understanding person with a short temper...

Yall brakoriel went off today

by necessary tnecessary November 5, 2014

Brake yourself foo

Means to slow your roll, check yourself.

I know you not talkin about my Momma? Brake yourself foo.

by msapriol September 1, 2016

brakken

Brakken is a sweet loving creature and knows how do be amazing if you meet one never let go

Omg did you see brakken

Yeah we had a great time yesterday
Omg you hung out yesterday no fair
Yeah haha he's amazing
I wish I had a brakken

by Girl2233886 February 4, 2018

brakis

Brakis a cat that is very playful and loves wet-food has big pupills and loves to bite you in the leg when you have no pants.

My cat was so Brakis yesterday he almost bit my leg of.

by HellasBrakis April 11, 2018