ghost booger

After you have picked your nose or rubbed your nose and you're not around a mirror, you get the feeling that a booger is hanging out there when it's really just a nose hair that's been moved around.

I picked my nose when no one was looking, but now I can't be sure if I have a ghost booger or the real thing.

by reddogs77 August 19, 2008

crotch booger

Dried mucous formations that cling to pubic hair around the vagina and anus.

Wow! I went down on that chic and got a mouthful of crotch boogers.

by cesever August 23, 2007

booger pipe

A pipe used for smoking methamphetamine. The meth resembles a booger when it cools on the bottom of the pipe.

Tim was smoking his booger pipe when the air conditioning kicked on and his pipe broke in his hand.

by Whocaresanyway? July 10, 2009

Card Boogers

That sticky stuff used to stick cards to paper in ads

"Hey, honey - we got an offer for 0% interest on a new credit card!"
"You stay away from me with those card boogers"

by dabizill November 30, 2009

Phantom Booger

After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.

Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!

Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!

Dude #1: I must find it!

Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!

Dude #1: o noes!!

by TehTonster January 16, 2009

Twat Booger

An ambiguous phrase that is used to describe either a lover or a nasty crotch booger.

That girl over there is such a twat booger

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.

Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!

by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010