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Bonk

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone
"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"
by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022
mugGet the Bonkmug.

gonger bonk

my friend was being a dick head so fuck you gonger bonk time "verb to gonger"
by robotratking123 August 30, 2022
mugGet the gonger bonkmug.

bonk

"bonk, you're dead"
by Pathetic Ranch May 7, 2019
mugGet the bonkmug.

BONK!

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.
Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"
by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023
mugGet the BONK!mug.

Bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk

Unit to measure hits on the head with a baseball bat by a doggo to someone who is too horny. These bonks usually come together with the obligation to go to horny jail.
by angrytaco January 12, 2022
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk

When you take a soft fist and bonk on a persons head while saying "Bonk" if you do not say bonk keep in mind their head will explode. Also used as a form of murder.
"Yeah he was beating me up so I bonked him without the bonk"
by Baby Kooki September 29, 2021
mugGet the Bonkmug.

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