Bologna balls

When he teabags you but his balls are so loose and saggy it feels like your face is being covered with a piece of bologna.

Last night Richard tried to spice up his sex life but instead of a teabag he gave Sandra bologna balls.

by Hero_ofthenight December 30, 2018

Balogney

Yes this is the CORRECT spelling of “bologna” psh

Calling balogney “balogna” is so balogney!!

by Abby the smartist February 9, 2019

Boulogne

Gives booze to girls at least 2 years under his age

He's giving that 14 year old girl booze, he's pulling a boulogne

by Natshirt October 29, 2019

Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.

Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!

by MX5J6 March 25, 2022

BOLOGNA SLICKS

Slick ass Car tires or poorly maintained road rubber.

Guy says Ed dont you need some tires soon? Blaze cuts in and say yeah by god i told him hes ridin on daw damn Bologna slicks!!

by lewzurdaddy July 29, 2022

Bologna Back

A slur best used for your boss

I know you’re reading this blakeley you greasy bologna back bitch

by LarryFromStateFarm August 28, 2022

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020