Blownoke

Nickname for the hole of nothing located in the most boring state: Roanoke, VA.

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Girl: Hey! You're cute! Where do you live?

Boy: I live in Blownoke. Y'know, Roanoke, Virginia.

Girl: ..... You're face is hideous.

by Kristinamadethis. October 4, 2010

blowass

A person, place, thing, idea, etc. that aids in ending a relationship.

Distance was a real blowass to John and Carol's relationship.
That fu*king kid Aaron was a real blowass to their marriage!
The only blowass to their undying love was...death.

by Eli Reyna February 24, 2007

pre blown

its like pre heat, you know how its set up to blow up, but im pre blow, so im already hooked up. (see dimebonicks)

i came to the party pre blown

by jason&mikey February 25, 2003

blown

itz when ur real mad; heated

damn im blown; they stole my radio

by kryptonite December 28, 2005

Bownana

Bownana: An instrument used to attain the maximum diameter that a bodily oriface can have inserted into it. A bownana consists of a frozen banana that is repeatedly dipped into a tub of cold KY liquid-based lubricant. The produced effect is a banana that grows like a candle being dipped. The process is repeated until apporx. 6-8" in diameter. The Bownana is then inserted into the oriface. As the insertion is attempted the bownana melts producing a steadily decreasing diameter coupled with a steady increase in lubrication. Thus the moment of actual insertion displays the largest possible item of insertion.

Richard was curious as to how large of an object he could insert into his anus and by using his BOWNANA he discovered it was 5.25 inches.

by The Tom February 2, 2006

blownsky

Something not going as planned, a let down, an extension of blown,basically. Also means the same as bummer.Can be followed with exclamation point.

person 1: "You know that girl I was going to the movie with tonight"
person 2: "Yeah, man
person 3: "Well, she totally flaked out on me
person 4:"Blownsky!!

by Bre-chan November 27, 2007

Bownage

Its when you are having sex and you get a boner and yell ownage mutha fucka!

Oh fuck yea bownage

by eazy e beeotch February 7, 2010