wife blowjob

When the person giving a blowjob Feels like they have to do it as opposed to wanting to. More than likely spits, if it even gets that far. She could at least be courteous and let him finish even if she does spit! Just plain rude if you ask me

The blowjob I received last night was more like a Wife blowjob

by tigg56 August 3, 2015

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.

Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."

by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

Blue Blowjob

When a girl/guy deepthroats your cock for so long to the point in which her face changes a deep blue colour.

Anthony:"Damn man, you know Felicia?"
Josh:"Yeah"
Anthony:"She gave me a HELLA fine blue blowjob last night, I was afraid she was gonna black out on me."
Josh:"Nice, that's how you get things DONE around here."

by TheInfamousDuck July 21, 2016

Blowjob Blues

A term used to describe the emotion that a man experiences when he can not achieve an orgasm from a blowjob.

Guy 1: "Hey how was Carol last night? ;D"
Guy 2: Man, I'm so depressed. I got the blowjob blues ):"

by Robert on Toast January 7, 2011

blowjob princess

a gurl that will suck any dick she can swallowing every load from every guy she meets

kellsey .A is a blowjob princess who loves cum.

by the ego smashers December 27, 2006

blowjob handles

the pigtails hairstyle, or a ponytail on each side of the head

Man, that Cindy Brady has some cute blowjob handles!

by Katy from Ottumwa, IA July 30, 2003

alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

by erik polakowski July 25, 2006