blared up

To be unbelievably fucked up. Most likely from alcohol.

Rick:I just drank a bottle of captain and smoked 2 blunts.
Kyle: Damn g you must be blared up.

by Pick65frg December 5, 2016

Blonear

When your about to get a blow job bit cum instantly without being touched

Chris almost got a blow but then he bloneared

by Jernaaaaa January 15, 2017

bloneamene

A Fake,lier,rude,person that change after years of friendship or relationship

My friend is becoming a bloneamene

by Cashed in $$$$$ February 14, 2018

Bloempot

A can with flowers in dutch

Die bloempot is echt lekker! - That bloempot taste delicious!

by Sergei Blyat May 24, 2018

bloefter

When you are eating ass and they accidentally fart in your mouth.

Dude, did you just give me a bloefter? You should have warned me...

by sedsimplea February 8, 2019

Blobetta

Blobetta is a hippo who says meow gobble gobble and. Random noises anything Makes she’s learning how to speak English and she bring smiles to people around her

Blobetta say blue

Blobetta: eulb

by Ratatatatatatat November 22, 2019

Blobert

A being that is 95% FAT and 5% Rock SOLID. The cause of its creation is unknown but is know to be able to transform itself and also absorb beings in its blobbie M A S S

A Blobert sprang itself threw the air... it was hungry. . . .

by IDrownedAToddler December 3, 2019