Blooner

A guy that inhales Helium from a Woman's vagina and screams while under the effects of the Helium, then performing oral sex on the Woman.

"This hottie doesn't know I'm a certified Blooner"
"My boyfriend's obsessed being the "Best Blooner" "

by ziguaragua May 7, 2024

Blooper Reels

What I call a homo-sapien who is a water monkey who choked an earth snake.

Person 1: Are you a water monkey who choked an earth snake?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blooper Reels

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

bloomers

the name people in Dubai use when they’re talking about THE florist... not a florist. basically the final boss of flower shops.. if the bouquet came from Bloomers, you already know its of the highest quality possible and always the most beautiful

"where did you get that bouquet from its amazing?" - luci
"oh just bloomers" - david

by sillybilly67 March 1, 2026

Blooderflyed

When a woman on her period sits down and leaves a bloody impression of her cooter, which resembles the look of a butterfly.

Beth was shitfaced at the party and blooderflyed the top of the toilet seat .

by JoepM December 17, 2025

wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

Flangelic blooper

A flangelic blooper is a blonde who doesn't realize they are not in the Wizard of Oz as Dorothy.

Mel - Blonde, red slippers, red stick.

'LOOK I'M DOROTHY!!!!'

Me - 'Stop being a Flangelic blooper'

by Joshythehipster April 18, 2012

Russian blooper

When a guy puts his boogers in a girls vagina and eats them out

I gave a girl a Russian blooper last night after the bar

by Yungkilla5 September 21, 2015