Boonk

Boonk: A form of illegal assistance in online voting, used to throw results in favor of one contestant.

Dude, you got so boonked there! You totally deserved to win.

by mimicthefrench November 1, 2010

Boonk

Where a guy puts his dick in a girl's ass before she farts or shits to keep the fart or shit in

Todd: I fucked Becky and she wanted me to Boonk her because she had to shit so I put my dick in her ass to keep it in.
Tyler: Why the fuck you telling me this nasty ass shit?

by I have a skinny dick August 20, 2017

Boonk

Verb. To steal or to be stolen from

“Bro, he just be boonked my mixed nuts”
“I’m about to boonk this pencil I found”

by Solomon6969 March 17, 2018

blonk

Blonk is a word that some people use to describe the act of screwing someone over in a major way when at least one of the participants does not know the other's name.
syn. screw

As soon as she saw his four inch thick muscles, she knew she wanted to blonk him.
When he took her car keys and threw them in the lake for no apparent reason, she was totally blonked.

by elfy September 18, 2004

Blonk

An ugly or undesirable, a name to call person within earshot without said being knowing

Wow that's a real blonk!

Do you think those blonks over there will be blonking tonight?

by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015

Blonkey

A black person who acts white.
A black person who is trying to be white.
A black person who does white things

Chris is such a blonkey
Dan is really acting like a blonkey
Did you see what Mike did? thats such a blonkey thing to do.

by Bennyboo87 May 12, 2011

Blooking

After anal sex, spreading your partners anus and shining a torch inside so you can romantically peer deep into your partner.

I was never sure if I was pushing shit with the strap on, so I had to start blooking him.

by Banterously-tasty June 6, 2017