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Bitch-blogging

When you spend your time on a computer whining and bitching about things that you can’t change and your friends start wondering if you’re still sane.
“Where’s Chuck these days?”
“He spends his time bitch-blogging and he doesn’t even make sense any more.”

“Hey! You’re white as a ghost and how much junk food have you been eating?”
“Cool down. I just can’t let them get away with some of those lies.”
“Bitch-blogging, huh?"
by Abitenunc September 19, 2011
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D-Blog

An altered form of the term "D-Bag" and an abbreviated form of the term "Douche Blog," used to describe a particular blog and it's content as arrogant, rude or obnoxious.
Janet: "Perez Hilton is amazing!"

Susie: "Yeah, but such a fucking D-Blog."
by mikevy August 27, 2009
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sprog blog

A blog about one's children, specifically new babies. These blogs often contain way more pictures and baby information than anyone other than the blogger's parents could possibly want.
Man, ever since Joe had a kid, his blog's turned into a total sprog blog. I feel like dropping it from my RSS reader.
by sinospy October 14, 2009
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Blog Rock

A sub-genre of rock music which is popular primarily because blogs say that it is cool.
by psyhcerocktheboat February 9, 2010
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blog rage

blog rage generally happens to close minded people who cannot take a joke, they usually fall for senseless humour or very insensitive humour about cancer or black people or gayness etc. people who suffer from blog rage read random blogs and then just have an internet fit, spewing out all kinds of rubbish and rage at the blogger. a serious scene of blog rage can be identified by a poorly punctuated and grammatically incorrect responses, fueled by emotions and threats to kill or harm the blogger.
blogger : It’s coming to Summer time, and that means more parties, more excessive drinking, and more opportunities for your friends to embarrass you with juvenile behaviour. In this spirit, we present a guide to dealing with a drunk person, the signs to look out for, and how to handle the situation.

blog rage sufferer : This article is the most ignorant thing I have ever seen. Who ever wrote this should be shot dead. You are definately a waste to human life and shouldn’t be allowed to breath the valuable air that can be used for someone who is worth it. You will answer to Gad and you should be very afraid. I am glad I don’t you. I would kill you if I did.
by SiffBachelor December 7, 2009
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water blog

one of the most refreshing types of blogs you'll ever see. they're like a dark version of a pale blog but cooler. it's about sadness life and fasion and shit.
"i saw this really nice water blog yesterday. i raped the fuck out of that archive my nigga burrr"
by underneath_ May 15, 2013
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turd-blogging

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.
Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.
by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008
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