Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021

help blob

Helping buffer or sb one can pour his or her shit or problems and then just go away as if that person is unimportant and insignificant. And then come back and do the same.

I am not your help blob.. ( Trying " series, UK)

by Notoriousbookworm July 7, 2021

Sprawl blob

A city whose size, night glow from lights, and/or land coverage makes it visible from outer space.

Wow! That city is so spread out, it must look like a sprawl blob from outer space.

by rbbiking August 27, 2013

Blob

Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages

Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"

by Blobmaester October 22, 2018

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by 55555fdyfbeybfyu3gf734gf7geuyf March 12, 2019

Blob

A guy on the internet that rage quits when things don't go his way. Specifically in ROBLOX. He then finds other games and pretends to be happy. Other games tend to be ones where you can't really lose such as Fortnite. He also needs to DM Jet.

That kid such a Blob, he lost in a game on Roblox and broke his hand punching the wall. He then started playing Fortnite and killed himself a day later, huge titan sized gigantic Ecks Dee. Did I mention that he needs to DM Jet?

by MonchiGodShushu July 11, 2018

Blob

Blowjob

Hey babe, what's say you help me out with a blob considering you're making me go buy your tampons?

by Peakinowl June 4, 2018