Bladez

Noun

1. A British power hungry moderator/admin.

2. A person or thing that has no life.

3. A person owned by Reaper-cs-

4. A Hermaphrodite

Verb

1. To become a total fag
2. To try to act cool infront of others.

Adjective

1. A Fag
2. A Fagget
3. A person that trys to act cool infront of others to make his/her life happier to cover personal problems.
4. A fat lard ass.

Noun

Examples:

a.Who likes that gay fagget Bladez?
b.Since Billy sits home all day and hacks codes he is bladez!
c.Since Timmy pissed someone off, he is now Bladez.

Verb

Examples:

a. Since Suzy Student has a cool signature I will Bladez her!
b. Today, I Bladez some kids because I had a code that no one else had!

Adjective

Examples:

a. Jim is a bladez.
b. Jimmy is a bladez.
c. Bladez Bob at food.
d. Bladez Bob at food and can't get into his clothes.

by John Meyers March 25, 2005

bladeola

Another name for a gayblade - meaning stupid, homosexual male. Coined by My Minds Weapon lead singer Ben Timpson.

Oh Alex, stop being a Bladeola

by mhairi2222 September 20, 2006

Blade Steak

A very veiny, turgid and rigid male cock.

Carla dropped to her knees and dined upon Frank's Blade Steak until he nutted all down her gullet.

by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

Kenya Switch Blade

Two black men participating in the "69" position.

I caught Deon-Dre and Morris in a Kenya Switch Blade last night. Boy were they sweaty.

I'm so gay I could go for a nice balls-deep Kenya Switch Blade.

by Slavery1 February 23, 2013

ass blades

While taking a lage dump, and it is too big to push out completely, you can cut it in half with your ass blades (aka anus).

My poo was so large and hurt so bad coming out I had to cut it in half with my ass blades.

by Devon+Susan May 16, 2006

Nipple Blades

When someone Is so cold another person points out that their nipples are so hard that they could cut through diamonds.

The class pointed out to Mr.Terpstra that he had Nipple Blades

by Taylor Swift1234 January 26, 2019

Blade

Blade is generally a guys name. A guy who would drive to your house when you were upset, a guy who would protect you like family, a guy who knows how to make you smile even when you think these hard times will never pass. He's usually tall and funny. Although Blade is a rare name it fits this gentlemen perfectly since he's more of a rare guy. The way he smiles, he'll get this little sparkle in his eye that will make girls nuts. Even though he may sound perfect, he is most likely single. This is not because he's an f-boy, it's because girls are scared to have this wonderful person in their life. Well their missing out.

Person:I feel down, Blade...
Blade:I'll be by in 10 with snacks.

by glossypeaches January 14, 2019