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Blerm

The Blerm is a contraction of the terms "blumpkin" and "perm", and is used to denote a sexual act where a male receives oral sex in a toilet ("blumpkin") and then wipes his semen (or feces, if there is no toilet paper) on his sexual partner's hair upon completion of the sexual act. It is a common practice in certain bars in Conowingo, MD.
Man, that bitch sucked me off real nice in the toilet and then I turned her blumpkin into a blerm. That shitter needs more TP, by the way.
by Goldberg47 January 18, 2009
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Bleron

Bleron, or stick bug.... this is not an albanian name. he is awkward with friends that look like canadian sluts.
Bro is that bleron? no its a stick bug
by no one 69 October 21, 2011
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Blerk

A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".
by Ash May 29, 2003
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bleggs

Someone whose back and legs seemed fused together
by bombthreat-representative December 30, 2014
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blerm

Mixture of blood and sperm, often during red wings but can occur during first time and/or rough anal sex
"Why does it smell like blood and bleach in here?"
"Sorry, I haven't had a chance to wash the blerm out of my sheets."
by youareabunny January 4, 2015
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bleard

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Bleard is a p9 person
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bleerer

person who takes too much ecstasy, dances all night and has a memory span of a gold fish
you are such a bleerer
by stan gomberg April 28, 2003
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