Blarblefast

Strong, robust, or sturdy.

Growth of crude by rail from western Canada has been blarblefast, expanding 40.9% year-to-date.

by Euphail September 24, 2014

Barpolar

A barroom customer who displays intense mood swings between his first and last drink.

"That guy's a real Jekyll and Hyde. Let's get the hell out of here before he knocks back the next shot. I think he's barpolar."

by Kit Marley June 10, 2016

blared up

To be unbelievably fucked up. Most likely from alcohol.

Rick:I just drank a bottle of captain and smoked 2 blunts.
Kyle: Damn g you must be blared up.

by Pick65frg December 5, 2016

BLAPptastIC

{adj} The fantastic feeling one gets after being blapped on the forehead with an erect penis.

Carol was feeling blapptastic after getting blapped for 5 solid minutes.

by Blapp Meister G January 12, 2017

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017

blarble blarble woot

An answer to a question you don't know the answer to.

"Billy, what's the square route of 0?" "Blarble Blarble Woot!"

by K K Kitty June 21, 2017

Blaptist

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.

No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.

by So Short March 13, 2019