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Bladderpissed

Definition: when you are mad and can’t think straight because you have to pee soooo bad. You are bladderpissed. I’ve been there more often than I’d like to admit.
I am so bladderpissed right now, can you pull over.
by Daisies1 June 4, 2024
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bladdermaxing

The process of continuously withholding pee until the bladder physically overfills and forces the user to essentially piss themselves. This piss stream continues until the bladder is no longer overfilled. However, many believe the true essence of bladdermaxing comes from drinking liquid compounded with the bladder being overfilled to create a continuous, never-ending piss stream.
Dude I can smell you! Have you been bladdermaxing?
by I AM NOT Bubbles March 4, 2025
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Bladderwreck

A fear induced feeling to wee
Willy had a bladderwreck watching his shadow move.
by Lil_arch September 11, 2025
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5cc bladder

A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.
2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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Babi-bladder

A condition known to the Babos family, where there is always a need to use the restroom. This condition is more common in Babos children, and can flare up on vacations or in formal dining rooms.
The children at the dining room table all had babi-bladders, because they all were Babos children.
by mynameisrichie August 21, 2008
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the bladder burner

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009
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Untimely Bladder

The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't

Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"

"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"

"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
by drummerguy97 September 3, 2011
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