Bible Snob

Someone who thinks they know everything about the Bible and religion. They often throw the Bible in your face every chance they get. They think they are the perfect example of a Christian, when in fact by judging others they are sinning also.

Girl - I can't date him because he doesn't read the bible.

By-Stander - God, she's such a bible snob!

by x0BL1T3R4T10Nx August 16, 2008

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Bumble

A wannabe high class Version of Tinder consisting of an unusually high percentage of "hot chicks". Which appears at first, satisfactory since the female must start conversation with the male (weeding out the guys at home who try to beat their friends "most masterbation in a day record"). Inevitably, it turns into another waste of time since there's about a 1/15 chance of ever meeting the girls. Girls which love to give out their numbers and text you pointless shit that you can hear from any high school hallway.

Bill: dude, how's that new bumble app?
Lance: Bill, I got like 5 numbers in a week and know 24 different girls favorite colors!
Bill: nice! You get any tail??
Lance: nah, ghosted buy 12, 6 ended up being Trannys and the other 6 just keep texting me but never wanna meet up

by Joe Balls June 6, 2016

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bible beltee

A member of the bible belt.

One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.

Praaaaaise the Lord ! For he shall give y'all bible beltees a new jerUSAlem !

by jfp & Jordan February 7, 2008

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