Bloatacious

When a woman is on her period and is very bloated... this is when a women is the most moody.

Guy: Dang, do you have a food baby?
Girl: No! IM BLOATACIOUS YOU DUMB ASS! DON'T TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN.

by gucci_mane_14 April 19, 2018

bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 16, 2018

Bloatification

When a person instantly feels bloated after high fiber foods. Ex: beans,oat bran etc.

I got an instant bloatification when I finished eating those beans.

by Forealize May 30, 2018

Bilateral Collateral Whiz

Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor

When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!

by bruno gaboni June 21, 2018

Bilateralist

1. A person who does not wish to choose sides, but remain in the middle ground.

2. A person who does not believe in the extreme sides, and always weighs the pros & cons and comes to the conclusion that everything should be in moderation.

3. Used to describe a person with neutrality or hesitance to choose between two sides in an argument or a competition, or inability to decide due to a lack of courage or other reasons

4. A person who is on neither side of the spectrum, but belongs somewhere in the middle.

5. A person who sees the world in shades of grey.

6. A person who sits on the fence (Idiom).

7. A pacifist.

8. A neutral person.

9. A mutual person.

Jason is a bilateralist. Because of his compromising habits & will to ditch or support two opposite parties simultaneously, he often becomes the target of both the opposing parties.

by Halock October 17, 2018

Bigoat

Bigot misspelled. A goat-brained bigot.

I could see he was a bigot the way he spoke to foreigners but more and more thought of him as a bigoat.

by vivauganda May 27, 2019

bloatfart

When you're bloated from your period and your farts are weirdly wet

Oy ya I'm on the devils dick right now and ye got them bloatfarts ya know

by RebelChill November 27, 2020