Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's bastard son had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep Bernie Fabriccio.

by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018

Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's Bastard song had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep Bernie Fabriccio.

by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018

Bernie Boffing

When you are having intercourse and the male is humping so slow you think he is dead.

We snuck into the room and saw The gump Bernie Boffing that hog!! Giving her the ole slow stroke.

by Breth Pham April 11, 2019

Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!

“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”

by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019

Bernie

A total Hottie

He's definitely a Bernie. Check out those cheek bones!

by Mobkeylover234 March 26, 2018

gay bernie

When you plan a social event with a group and only 3/5 of the people show up

Man looks like it’s another Gay Bernie today.

by Bobthepooper September 28, 2017

Bernie

Bernie is one of the realest people you'll meet.He's handsome and sexy and all the ladiesbitches all fall in love with his looks and personality.He's very smart,funny,sometimes lazy but overall a great person.You should really have a Bernie in your life

Bernie is so hot and sexy

by SingleMom145 June 12, 2017