Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021
Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now
Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine
Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?
Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine
Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?
Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021
Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...
Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?
Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?
Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...
Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?
Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?
Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
by YatM July 24, 2009
If Bert and Ernie's bastard son had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 28, 2018
If Bert and Ernie's Bastard song had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 28, 2018
I was planning a nice quiet weekend and the next thing i was in a foreign country spending everything i have and dont have, i got bernied.
by Skinnyy July 22, 2011
It means someone very smart, emotionally weak but you will never see them at their weak state because they preferred being the jolly friend that seems like there is no problem they are facing at all. They are curious minded and easy going. They have a hobby of observing their surroundings and think of how they will acted to it. You can say that they have the nurture of letting their enemies totally thinking of that they already manipulated the Bernie Jakes but is not.
He might be a jolly one but surely he is a Bernie Jake. He easily can deceived people around him, he might be a Bernie Jake
by frosty_carrot November 24, 2021