Bernard

A fat black boy who fails in school

Oh stop eating soon much food Bernard

by A random guy 53373483 October 30, 2018

brotha bernardio

When one male subject becomes increasingly affectionate of his friends around him. This disease is caused by fear of loneliness and "daddy problems". Symptoms include prolonged bro hugs, trying to get his friends extremely intoxicated (to take advantage of), frequently asks to stay over, and awkwardly stares deep in other males eyes. Disease can result in bromantic situations. Patients normally dream of brodeos.

You could tell he was infected with brotha bernardio because he always lost his keys on purpose so he could stay over at our place

by Morris G. March 4, 2008

saint bernard

when you cummmmm in a girls mouth and you punch her in the jaw, breaking it, thus she drools like a saint bernard (or a bulldog, you get da picture).

Damn I punched that minger in the face after she bit my dick and she was so high and drunk she just sat there retarded and drooled like a saint bernard. Aight minga?

by Madame Minga January 8, 2010

Bernardo

The ugliest person you will ever meet, normally a way of offending someone. A Bernardo doesn't care about anything and has no discernable skills. Can be a synonym for retarded. (Retardo Bernardo)

Person 1: "Did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "I could feel his stupidity, he was totally a Bernardo"

by CoolerThanYou5438 November 10, 2018

Bernardas

A Lithuanian name

My name is Bernardas

by BBurb.a January 24, 2018

Bernards

The school with the most ugliest boys in New Zealand

Bernards are sackless

by Heheheiiessh July 24, 2019

Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 3, 2020