tool beater

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis

Jonny is a keen tool beater

by Tomo December 14, 2004

Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

by aussiemash April 8, 2010

Woman beater

A term of abuse used against men. It's perfectly fine for any woman to hit a man, but completely awful for the opposite.

Man gets punched by woman. Crowd laughs. Man tries to defend himself. Crowd boos and people call him a woman beater.

by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo April 17, 2018

wife beater

Put simply, a lager known as Stella Artois

3 pints o wife beater and a packet a salt n vinegar crisps!

by mongol child March 23, 2003

Beavers

A word to describe your comfiest pair of tracksuit bottoms. Usually thick, grey, often lined with a fleecy type material. Named after the UK young cub scout clan "The Beavers" uniform.

I am chilling out in my beavers

by Winnie Warbles July 19, 2010

beater's bump

A bump of muscle usually close to the elbow that is said to indicate if someone frequently masturbates.

Did you see Dave's beater's bump. . .that guy must whack off a lot!

by Rafael Lewis April 30, 2006

beater

A sleeveless undershirt usually worn by, non other than wife beaters. (Usually worn by itself with no top shirt a popular piece of clothing for your assorted hicks, rednecks, and trailer trash type persons)

Yo that kids wereing a beater.

Hey Billy Joe, hasnt Jim Bob been werein that same beater for two weeks.

by Uhh... Is your refrigerator runnin' October 17, 2003