Who Would Jesus Bomb?

A phrase most often seen on bumper stickers and t-shirts, it is a variation of the often heard "What Would Jesus Do?" slogan.

The phrase points out the obvious hypocrisy of Christians who support wars, particularly those wars that bomb innocent civilians and create a great deal of collateral damage.

The logic works as follows;
1) Jesus was a pacifist, and taught his followers to be as such. ("turn the other cheek," "love thy enemy," etc.)
2)Christians live by the teachings of Christ.
3)Many, though not all, Christians are the first to support the invasion of other countries, and are, therefore, not acting in a pacifist manner.
4)These Christians are in direct contradiction of the teaching's of Jesus.
5)These Christians (the war mongering Christians) are hypocrites.

In a word, the rejection of war-mongering Christian Conservatism.

Pat Robertson is driving behind a hippie, and see's a bumper sticking asking, "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" Mr. Robertson immediately realizes that he has been in contradiction of his most profound religious beliefs (Christianity) and drives into a wall in shame.

by myoldways April 10, 2009

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by chloe.88 May 27, 2019

jorsk bomb

A beer bong filled with hawaiin punch, 2-3 shots of majorska, and grape AMPED. Mass consumption leads to bad decisions or embarrassing stories in the morning

ryan: dude take it down!
tom: last one Im jorsked up
tim: just chug the jorsk bomb so u can go hook up with an ugly girl
tom: thats fucked up
ryan: hahahaha bruh

by east shore highlights March 7, 2010

one bomb

One bomb: When in a fight there is only one punch and someone if knocked out

"There was a fight last night, Kevin one bombed him."

by Frogee October 2, 2007

Skeet bomb

A snack sized zip top bag filled with cum thrown at a person, like a grenade.

Brian tossed a skeet bomb at Dustyn, and hit him in the face.

by B.J. Loads March 11, 2009

30-bomb

a 30-pack of busch or busch light beer commonly found in the dormitories or apartments at washington state universities. a 30-bomb can go on sale for as low as 10 dollars and 99 cents.

Jessie, will you go pick us up two more 30-bombs for friday night?

by Jay-bird April 30, 2005

O bomb

When a dumb hoe opens a snapchat and doesn't respond; one of the rudest things you can do.

Person 1: She just o bombed me after I sent that snap.
Person 2: What a hoe. Block that basic bitch.

by K-bean aka kelg August 22, 2016