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Batman Justice

No gray line. Black & White.

When all the world is full of lies and hate. When everyone stabs you multiple times, you get up. You keep fighting. This...this is the way of the Batman.
"Dude...I just..I can't. I've lost it..this is the end. I'm going to go outside and just fight the first mother fucker I see, until he's dead."

"You can't."

"..I don't know man. I just.."

"You have to endure. You have to be like Batman, you have to deliver Batman Justice. Prove them wrong. Show the liars and the back stabbers."
by The truest Batman May 24, 2012
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Batman Complex

The tendency the general population has to follow and praise those who are slightly above average, instead of those who have achieved much greater things.
Average dude: "Hey, look at this athlete I'm following on instagram, he can bench 100kg!"
Well-read dude: "That's cool. I'm following this chick who can bench 110kg. She's a middle-weight powerlifter. You can follow her too."
Average dude: "I don't know about that..."
Well-read dude: "Maybe you have a Batman Complex then?"
Average dude: "Maybe.. Bye"
by EthicalHacker6.9 August 10, 2020
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Shit Tim has a fucking track baton. I won't be able to walk for a couple days
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One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.
by Robin...hood January 29, 2009
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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