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Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.
I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.
by zh3ng January 25, 2017
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Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate
The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021
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smart like a baid

Its when someone is extremely smart just like ubaid who is the smartest kid alive.
They can also be funny.
I got 100% on my test.
Your smart like a ubaid!
by ZOOBAID October 16, 2003
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mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010
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banidles

They said i died last night, dat was extra banidles.
by purplwav15 June 3, 2010
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Batista

That Batista, he uses steroids.
by bastion booger August 25, 2005
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Bati

A nymph. Usually of the woodsy, or water type. One who prefers a lack of clothing in favor of running through fields and woods freely.

Also another name for a town worth pillaging. As in to strip for useful goods and booty.
What. A. Bati!
by Goggles87 February 3, 2010
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